Light And Variable

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Edition: 1st
Format: Paperback
Pub. Date: 2006-08-15
Publisher(s): Univ of Oklahoma Pr
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Summary

In Light and Variable, the reader is invited to join celebrated Oklahoma essayist and commentator Connie Cronley on a delightful romp through the calendar year. Honest, unpretentious, and laced with self-deprecating humor, the essays in this book revolve around special holidays or events, some of which you may never have heard of--Festival of Sleep Day, National Failures Day, and Blame Someone Else Day. Against a backdrop of celebrations and seasons, Cronley marvels at subjects close to her heart: siblings from outer space, small towns, champion whopper-telling ex-husbands, rascally cats, rescued dogs, deviled eggs, know-it-all hair dressers, church squabbles, books and authors, gardening efforts run aground, flocks of starlings, women's history, cowgirls, and her own Cherokee heritage. Woven throughout are fragments of Emily Dickinson's poetry; a few essays about food (not surprising from a former restaurant critic), including a history of celery in North America; a salute to rhubarb; and recipes from Frank Sinatra and Oprah Winfrey. Who knew that Oklahoma was such a magical place? Cronley introduces us to Oklahoma celebrities: movie stars Jennifer Jones and Tony Randall, glamorous cafe society singer Lee Wiley, champion poker player Bobby Baldwin, and one of the state's legendary American Indian ballerinas (and the author's personal friend) Moscelyne Larkin. Grab your hat and step into Connie Cronley's special world, where the mood, like Oklahoma weather, is always light and variable.

Table of Contents

Preface xiii
Acknowledgments xvii
January
January 3 Is Festival of Sleep Day: Saints and Sinners and Movie Stars, Right Here
5(5)
January 9 Is Play God Day: American Indian Times
10(3)
January 12 Is Answer Your Cat's Question Day: Cat Talk
13(2)
January 13 Is Blame Someone Else Day: Stop! I Don't Want to Share Your Pain
15(3)
January 13 Is Make Your Dream Come True Day: Oh, How I Miss Frank Sinatra
18(3)
January 21 Is Martin Luther King Jr.'s Birth Date: Culture Shock
21(6)
February
February 12 Is Be Humble Day: Post Office Laments
27(2)
February Is Responsible Pet Owners Month: I Met This Guy
29(2)
February 14 Is Valentine's Day: Love and Blackbirds, Bye Bye
31(6)
February Is International Twit Award Month: Imagine My Surprise
37(2)
February Is Return Carts to Supermarket Month: Stress!
39(2)
February 17 Is Random Act of Kindness Day: Elegy for an Ant
41(6)
March
March 2 Is Old Stuff Day: Whither the Wimple
47(2)
March Is National Women's History Month: Nelly Bly
49(3)
March 8 Is International Women's Day: No Way to Treat a Heroine
52(2)
March Is Academy Awards Month: Oh, My Stars and Garters
54(4)
The Second Week of March Is National Procrastination Week: Mariana
58(2)
March 20 or 21 Is the First Day of Spring: Spring Equinox and Deviled Eggs
60(4)
March 30 Is I Am In Control Day: Askgeorge.com
64(5)
April
Baseball Season Begins: Rhubarb
69(2)
Daylight Saving Time Begins the First Sunday in April: Daylight Saving Time
71(3)
April 4 Is Tell a Lie Day: Ex-husbands Patented
74(2)
April Is the Month of Aphrodite: A Passion for Bakelite
76(2)
April 18--24 Is National Pet ID Week: A Cat's Life
78(2)
April 22 Is Oklahoma Day: Lee Wiley
80(2)
April Is National Gardening Month: Late Bloomer
82(3)
April 22 Is Earth Day: Bumblebee Season
85(3)
April Is National Poetry Month: Poetry Burning Bright
88(5)
May
The First Thursday in May Is the National Day of Prayer: Now, Play Nice
93(2)
May Day, Mother's Day, Cinco de Mayo, Memorial Day: May Days
95(6)
May Is Older Americans Month: Age Appropriate
101(2)
The Second Week of May Is National Herb Week: Primroses
103(4)
May Is National Salad Month: Lists
107(6)
June
The Flower of June Is the Rose: My Little Garden of Toughies
113(3)
Father's Day Is the Third Sunday in June: Father's Day
116(4)
June Is the Month of Weddings: Spring Mergers
120(3)
June Is Adopt-a-Cat Month: Cats and Wax
123(2)
June Is the Official Start of Summer: Suntan
125(2)
The Summer Solstice Is June 21 or June 22: Wish You Weren't Here
127(4)
July
July 1 Is Mr. Zip Day: Titles of Address
131(3)
Fourth of July: What Did You Do?
134(1)
July 10 Is Clerihew Day: Slugging It Out With Words
135(3)
July 11 Is National Cheer Up the Lonely Day: Look, Jane, Look and See
138(3)
Cherokee Constitution Day, July 26 (1827), Is Also National Aunt and Uncle Day: Connie in Indian Land
141(8)
August
August 1 Is Friendship Day: Friends and Grandmothers
149(3)
August 10 Is Lazy Day: Swimsuits and Chocolate
152(5)
August 15 Is National Failures Day: How Did I Get into This Mess?
157(3)
August 26 (1920) Is a Day of Women's Suffrage: Wise Women and Rabbits
160(2)
August Is Romance Awareness Month: Cowgirl Punch
162(5)
September
September Begins the Peak of Cold Season: Belief and the Common Cold
167(3)
September 1 Is Unofficial Know When to Fold `Em Day: Poker and Me
170(4)
Football Season Begins: You Know Who I Mean
174(3)
The Last Week of September Is Banned Book Week: ABCs of Obscenity
177(3)
September Is National Courtesy Month: Mind Your Manners
180(3)
September Is Be Kind to Editors and Writers Month: Book Tour
183(6)
October
October Is Adopt-a-Dog Month: Bingo
189(2)
October 14 Is Honey Bee Day: Southwestern Regionalisms
191(3)
The First Sunday in October Is Intergenerational Day: Out of the Mouths of Babes
194(2)
October 16 Is Dictionary Day: Bob's Your Uncle
196(4)
October 24 Is Black Cat Day: Two Cat Tales
200(2)
October 31 Is Halloween. Scary Parties
202(7)
November
November 8 Is Cook Something Bold and Pungent Day: Holiday Cheer
209(3)
November 8 Is National Ample Time Day: I Need to Tell You
212(3)
Thanksgiving Is the Fourth Thursday of November: Dump Thanksgiving
215(2)
November Begins the Peak Sales for Celery: Celery, the Faded Darling of the Dinner Table
217(3)
Advent Begins the Sunday Nearest November 30: Advent
220(2)
November Is Peanut Butter Lovers' Month: Just Gimme a Sandwich and a Glass of Milk
222(5)
December
Christmas Pageants---December Is Read a New Book Month: Classics
227(4)
December Is National Stress-Free Family Holiday Month: Siblings
231(3)
December 31 Is the Last Chance to Make Tax-Deductible Contributions: Bless Ye Nonprofits, Every One
234(3)
December Is The Nutcracker Season: Bluebirds in Her Fingertips
237(6)
December Is Indian Nativity: Angels in White Buckskin
243

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