From Beer to Maternity

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Format: Trade Paper
Pub. Date: 2009-11-01
Publisher(s): Brodman Pub
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Summary

"I thought my writing wouldn't be funny anymore when I quit drinking; turns out it wasn't funny in the first place. The world is." Humorous essays on dating, marriage, pregnancy, motherhood and menopause from the author's 15-year newspaper column.

Author Biography

Maggie Lamond Simone is a national award-winning columnist and author whose humor and observational essays have appeared in books such as the Chicken Soup for the Soul series, Hello, Goodbye, and P.S.: What I Didn't Say, as well as in Cosmopolitan magazine. Her awards include the 2007 and 2008 Parenting Publications of America Gold Award for Humor and the 2007 Gold Award for Personal Essay. She lives in Baldwinsville, New York.

Table of Contents

Prologuep. 1
The Fog Lifts to Reveal…A New Type of Fogp. 5
Cootiesp. 31
Tick, Tockp. 55
I Do. No, I Don't. OK, Yes, I Do.p. 79
Nine Months, 65 Poundsp. 103
O, Heather, Where Art Thou?p. 127
Old Dogs, New Tricksp. 151
Mom's the Wordp. 175
Something New Every Dayp. 209
Mental Pausep. 235
Acknowledgmentsp. 261
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