From Beer to Maternity
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Pub. Date: 2009-11-01
Publisher(s): Brodman Pub
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Summary
"I thought my writing wouldn't be funny anymore when I quit drinking; turns out it wasn't funny in the first place. The world is." Humorous essays on dating, marriage, pregnancy, motherhood and menopause from the author's 15-year newspaper column.
Author Biography
Maggie Lamond Simone is a national award-winning columnist and author whose humor and observational essays have appeared in books such as the Chicken Soup for the Soul series, Hello, Goodbye, and P.S.: What I Didn't Say, as well as in Cosmopolitan magazine. Her awards include the 2007 and 2008 Parenting Publications of America Gold Award for Humor and the 2007 Gold Award for Personal Essay. She lives in Baldwinsville, New York.
Table of Contents
| Prologue | p. 1 |
| The Fog Lifts to Reveal…A New Type of Fog | p. 5 |
| Cooties | p. 31 |
| Tick, Tock | p. 55 |
| I Do. No, I Don't. OK, Yes, I Do. | p. 79 |
| Nine Months, 65 Pounds | p. 103 |
| O, Heather, Where Art Thou? | p. 127 |
| Old Dogs, New Tricks | p. 151 |
| Mom's the Word | p. 175 |
| Something New Every Day | p. 209 |
| Mental Pause | p. 235 |
| Acknowledgments | p. 261 |
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